IT’S TONY THE TOASTER!!!!!!
Troy Barnes » keeping secrets
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
There’s a certain blog this should be on.
Free coffee to anyone that does this in my store. Not joking.
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
Stupid, but that’s some freaking dedication. How the hell did no one try to talk to his parents earlier?! How did he get found out?
*waits for the CIA to hire him as a spy*
reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school