c2ndy2c1d:

IT’S TONY THE TOASTER!!!!!!

Troy Barnes » keeping secrets

therighteous-cas:

luciandtonycometomybad:

therighteous-cas:

swarmthetelekinetic:

pure-purgatory:

AND FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND.

EXCEPT ADAM.

GET OUT 

he cant 

tranarchistbitch:

poppinpillshundreddollarbills:

itscalling:

k1mkardashian:

chris is just a simple guy

always at 4pm

except for that one time at noon

That dude is very busy.

yourbaristaprobablyhatesyou:

grrrlyboi:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

There’s a certain blog this should be on.

Free coffee to anyone that does this in my store. Not joking. 

deathcomes4u:

devisamarama:

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

Stupid, but that’s some freaking dedication. How the hell did no one try to talk to his parents earlier?! How did he get found out?

*waits for the CIA to hire him as a spy*

orelpuppington:

reminder that there was a fairly odd parents movie where drake bell played timmy turner who was canonically 23 and still in elementary school

devilbeast:

good dog

best friend

devisamarama:

peanutbutterobsessed:

I’m working on my wreck this journal and instead of having people draw on it everyone who reblogs or likes this I will write your URL on this page so REBLOG PLEASE

Why not? :D